There is so much woo and nonsense in the world from hands-off massage to hedge funds that it is creating a nasty stink the world over. There is an awful bovine guff, the lowing miasma of cattle, a veritable nuage de merde. And, it’s getting bigger day by day. We present the terrifying cloud of bull:

Click the graphic to see it full size, read ‘em and weep. Is your favorite therapy or stockmarket scheme listed?